Duh duh duh DUN DA DUN, DUN DA DUN (did anyone else manually add the Imperial March as their custom ringtone back in the day? Or was I just an absolute loser playing with the composer function on my Nokia?)
Work (eurgh) has really been interfering with the time I’d much rather spend listening to podcasts and writing silly shit, so this is only a quick one this time. But I am very happy to finally concentrate on writing about Nastygram’s current arc, Wings of Kani!
I’ve chosen to start my writing about this arc by introducing the main recurring PCs: Xeta, San, Rij, and everyone’s favourite whistler, S3, through the power of limerick.
Xeta the Slicer
There once was a Venko named Xeta, Carbon grey, no clothes, quite the beta. Declared “I’m Venko the Slicer” Just once or maybe twice-r During intros when he mixed up his data.
San Tavar
San Tavar was a force user, so fly, With twin lightsabers, he’d mortify. Refused the Jedi decree, Dark side points? Wait and see, Is he Sith or just a sensitive guy?
Rij Kentari
In the galaxy, a Keda quite gruff, Was tall, thin, and organically tough. His addiction to death sticks, (The synth gearhead’s filthy fix) Made Rij’s voice oh so gravelly and rough.
S3
There once was a droid named S3, His language was crude, as can be. With beeps, whistles, and clicks, He joked about yo mama and dicks, In his binary banter with glee.
I know what you’re thinking. That final one was *chefs kiss* and should win some kind of award. I’m certain S3 is going around talking shit about everyone and no one has a clue, including his master, Rij. I mean, who doesn’t slag off their boss from time to time? I do it all the time (I’m self-employed).
Anyway… this meme made me chuckle this week and I couldn’t decide if it was appropriate or not to share in the Nastygram RPG Lounge… but I deemed it absolutely appropriate for here:
May the Force be with you.
Liv